Favorite Lines

I read a post on thepoineerwoman's blog the other day that sparked my interest, and made me want to get into blogging again. This one's plain and simple - favorite movie/tv lines that I think of on a daily basis. Or, at least weekly basis.

"If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised"
-Clark Griswold, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

This is quite possibly my favorite movie line of all time. I think the timing, the delivery and the content are remarkably hilarious.


"Break the wrist, walk away"
-Rex, Napoleon Dynamite

More often than not, when I'm walking away from a person, a situation or a place...I think of this line.


"I hate you and I hate your ass face"
-Corky St. Clair, Waiting for Guffman

I have learned to check and make sure my phone is off, but I say this a lot when I'm mad at something silly...or someone silly.



"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about"
– Sherri Ann Cabot, Best in Show

This is the true measure of a friend...being able to talk or not talk forever, and still find things to not talk about.


"And THAT'S why....you always leave a note."
-J. Walter Weathernma, Arrested Development

This one is used frequently when I (or anyone else) forget something...which is frequently.



"This is NOT pudding..."
-Random Whoville citizen, The Grinch who Stole Christmas

Andrew and I will pull this line out of the bag when we find out that something is not what we thought it was, or if we're eating something and it is disgusting.